Is this thing on? I'm Kitty, 30+, internet relic, general hot mess Worlds Okayest Gemini, exhausted gremlin, vegan demon.
Past taglines & bullshit, I'm a disabled artist from bumfuck nowhere US. I've been fucking around online for you know, ever (Xanga, anyone?)- and cuz I complain about missing when the internet was fun my friend Shelly finally twisted my arm hard enough for me to give this Neocities shit a shot. (Shelly's actually my "oldest" internet friend at this point. Wild. We've met IRL twice as of 2023 three times - which is insane, for the record.)
Between time spent having to be "publicly acceptable" on social media because I need to eat & was running my own business I'm happy to have somewhere quiet to unwind & throw stupid .pngs at without having a compulsive meltdown over every small move I make. (Even taking a break from all that I...can't take most Modern Internetβ’ outside of a couple fanspaces. Woof.) (If you know me from elsewhere, I don't really care - I'm sure you've seen me say some stupid shit onine. But I'm here to have fun damnit, don't make me put the customer service voice on.)
I talk a lot but I freeze up talking about myself so uh. Ya get what ya get, I guess. I'm sure I'll add to this later, or at least make it slightly more coherent. Maybe. Probably never. Do I know what I'm doing here? No, not really, But you keep showing up!
Current mood: 
loves: music, rainbows, animal print, cheap whiskey, sleeping late, wrestling, animal rights, Halloween, makeup, the internet, clowns, spiders, slipper socks, Living Dead Dolls, bunnies, stuffed animals, Jay & Silent Bob, painting, skeletons, comics, acrylic nails, cheesy horror, the entirety of autumn, Sanrio, stickers, action figures/toy collecting, cemeteries, freshly colored hair, (o)possums, raccoons, bunnies and bats.
loathes: paying for water at shows, billionaires, using watercolor paints, burnt coffee, Tiger King, pushy people, the highway during the day, humidity & weather above 75F, crowded stores, my lifelong insomnia, vegetarians that manage to still act holier-than-thou, U2, when people only want to hang out to get fucked up, figure flippers, uncomfortable shoes, TERFs, Machine Gun Kelly
music: I like most new wave, classic punk, and way too many subgenres of metal FWIW. Everything else is just a fun bonus, but if it was made pre-2001 it's probably a vibe. Gigantic nu-metal enjoyer, peak older brothercore, I am cringe but I am free. Unfortunate top .05% Of Break Stuff Listeners.
Misfits/Danzig/Samhain, Britney Spears, Type O Negative/Carnivore, Against Me!, Lil Peep, Korn, Andrew WK, Acid Bath, Dethklok, AFI, Blondie, White Zombie, Garbage, The Cure, Prince, Mercyful Fate, MC5, Melvins, ABBA, Electric Wizard, Lil Kim, Nine Inch Nails, Ramones, George Michael, Acid Witch, Elton John, (Click here to go to my last.fm) (I haven't been scrobbling consistently because it's really just...shuffle radio while I'm cleaning because physical media is > but. Whatever.)
tv & movies: true crime shows, Metalocalypse, The Crow, Mallrats, Dogma, Rocky Horror, Beetlejuice (and Beetlejuice the animated series), Hedwig & The Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, The Birdcage, Peewee's Big Adventure (& Peewees Playhouse), Daria, Forensic Files, Party Monster, Home Movies, American Psycho, The Munsters, Spongebob, My Little Pony: FiM, Halloween, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Arrested Development, mid-90's / mid-00's WWF/E/ECW/TNA through 2014
hobbies: crochet, collecting too many things & virtual hoarding, cross stitch, sewing, tarot, collage, HTML, reading comics, making web graphics poorly, going to shows, making vests/jackets/patches, collecting action figures, old magazines & dead media as a whole, learning useless morbid shit, sleeping forever
About this site:
This is "mostly" a personal site. I really need to just...do something because I enjoy doing it. I like fussing with HTML & making graphics, so why not. At the moment - this site almost serves as a weird old archive of internet crap I've made, mixed with just stuff I enjoy & links to other stuff. A weird way to feel like I'm being "productive" when really I'm just fucking around, but at least the algorithm isn't trying to turn my brain into a slurry. (I can do that just fine myself, thanks!)
One part glamour, one part goblin. Both my own existence & the majority of my interests have always been in absolute contrast of each other - blood and guts, and collecting My Little Ponies. Sparkles & glitter fills....on a Cannibal Corpse cover. Whatever. I've built my life & even my work around it, my artwork is all under "GlitterGore" - a name I came up with in 2015 to sum up that...very strange balance that I like to call home.
But this isn't work. Glamour Goblin is how I describe myself, and this is where I want to hang out. I miss the time I spent online growing up, reading pages and pages of random information - looking at page sources and stumbling into someones giant .mp3 stash. I just want to have fun. And that's what the hell I'm gunna do, wether that means sharing old blinkies or posting 34567 glitter edits of Glenn Danzig.
One of my favorite parts of DeviantArt & LiveJournal was collecting stamps & blinkies for my userinfo, and further back I was OBSESSED with making sure my AIM icons were ~just right~. I even used to pay pixel artists for blinkies I'd use at the end of my Livejournal posts! Trying to make myself icons & graphics to personalize my pages online is how I taught myself to use Photoshop, and is definitely why most of my personal projects look like they're straight out of 2006.
(Want more? Check out my Collections page!)
