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C MONTGOMERY PUNK

  • BORN: October 26th, 1978
  • DEBUT: October 25, 1997
  • HEIGHT: 6'2" (1.88 m)
  • BORN & BILLED FROM: Chicago, Illinois
  • SIGNATURES: Anaconda Vise, Bulldog, Diving Crossbody, G.T.S. (Go To Sleep), Pepsi Plunge, Shining Wizard, Pepsi Twist
...I am simply asking why a bitch that stans Jeff Hardy would put CM Punk in her top five. (Just kidding, it's because the mid 00s gave me brainrot, I crave violence, and it's kind of fucked up how good of a talker this fucker is. It's funnier when you realize Raven is in my top three. But for real, I was so pissed at him as a highschooler.))

I stopped keeping up with WWE shortly before Punk's "retirement" in 2014, but wrestling is comfort media so. And old match or two or twelve won't kill ya. (This page focuses a lot on Punk through 2010 for that reason, though the only times I'd been watching AEW were for either Punk or Jeff Hardy - and now the only storylines I've been following closely within WWE are because one of my favorite deranged old men is back.)

Accomplishments via WWE:
Currently, Punk is a six-time seven-time world champion - with two reigns as the WWE Champion, (3and-a-half-x) as World Heavyweight Champion, & (1x) with the ECW World Heavyweight Championship. (His first within the promotion in 2007.)

Punk's also held the Intercontinential Championship 1x, and 1x World Tag Team Championship reign with Kofi Kingston.

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non-WWE title history:

  • AEW World Championship (2x)
  • ECW Heavyweight Championship
  • IWA Mid-South Light Heavyweight Championship (2x)
  • IWA World Championship (5x)
  • IWC World Heavyweight Championship
  • LWF Independent Championship (2x)
  • MAW Heavyweight Championship
  • NWA Cyberspace Tag Team Championship
  • NWA Revolution Championship
  • OVW Heavyweight Championship
  • OVW Tag Team Championship
  • OVW Television Championship
  • ROH World Championship
  • ROH World Tag Team Championship (2x)
  • SDW Television Championship (2x)

    • Detailed career stats via Cagematch.net

    things to watch:


    Current Faves:
    • CM Punk v. Drew McIntyre Hell In A Cell (Bad Blood 2024) I'm gunna level with y'all, Punk being back in WWE & this fued is the only reason I've watched current wresting in the last year so this is going here. Fuck it. (Bash In Berlin was good for storytelling, anticlimactic to watch IMHO.)

      This is a Seth Rollins feud hater zone, y'all had like half a good match.
    ROH Collections:
    Dog Collar Matches:
    They're getting they're own category cuz I'm slutty for that shit.




    This is your moment, why are you here? Why are you in my face? Why are you making it about me?